Dear Parents...

Please do not

call me to complain about your

student's teacher.

I AM A THERAPIST... NOT...

 A PRINCIPAL.

Don't call to tell me

that the teacher doesn't seem to be a

good fit for your student's

special needs and that I should be in the classoom

an hour a day as their aid.

Not part of my job description.

REALLY? SERIOUSLY?

Do not come into my

room twice in one day

to re-introduce yourself.

Do not call to tell me

that your student's therapist

last year didn't know what she was doing.

And above all...do not bring your student

in and say that he is shy around

women teachers who

are cute.  I mean seriously?

Unless you want me

to look like a crazy cat

(pictured above)...

Leave me alone for right now and

Let me do my job.

We haven't even been in full

swing for 48 hours.

Seriously.